"I have stamps..." (by Victoria)

Dear Alan Rickman,

I… love you.

In fact, I have labeled all of my food in my refrigerator, “Alan Rickman.”

If you would like me to continue this, please call me. ASAP.

But just leave me a message, because I don’t answer from any number I don’t know. So leave me a message, and I’ll call you back to discuss other labeling possibilities.

I’m waiting,

Amanda

P.S. I falsely signed your name next to mine on a wedding reception guest book. I know it was wrong, but I couldn’t help wanting my name to be seen next to yours.

P.P.S. You are much better than Tom Clancy.

P.P.P.S. I would never use your name in replacement of a swear word....

unless it’s positive.

If you would like to learn more about Alan Rickman, please visit http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Severus_Snape